Put on Your Yarmulke, It's Time for Hanukkah

My teacher drew a picture of Tommy Pickles (the Rugrats baby w/ the screw driver) on the white board with the caption "Happy Hanukkah!" because he's a Jewish cartoon character.

This student walks by and says:

"Oh, I didn't know Tommy was Hanukkahn!"

Quoted verbatim.

"its unfortunate, that when your in love you never use the right side of your brain."

According to wikipedia:

In contrast, prosodic language functions, such as intonation and accentuation, often are lateralized to the right hemisphere of the brain.^[11][12] The processing of visual and audiological stimuli, spatial manipulation, facial perception, and artistic ability seem to be functions of the right hemisphere

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateralization_of_brain_function#Left_versus_right

Ahem.

"Drink it up; there's sober kids in Africa."

Introduction.

I enjoy the stuck up ignorance of my school. Except not at all.

To make my school's intelligence known, I say stuff here.

Yay.